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DVD/DVR #53 - And finally a collection of short films about Paris from different directors - JUST LIKE THE TWILIGHT MOVIES HAD DIFFERENT DIRECTORS! AM I RIGHT!?
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DVD/DVR #52 - Next up - another movie where Kristen Stewart’s virginity is very much in play. But this time her obstacle isn’t vampires, it’s a degenerative muscle disease.
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DVD/DVR #51 - Kate and I spent Thanksgiving evening watching movies that added up to a kind of substitute Twilight marathon. First up, a really great Swedish vampire love story.
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DVD/DVR #50 - I’m way late to the Robert Evans party, but this was definitely fascinating. After 1920s and 1940s New York, 1970s LA is my next stop once they invent the time machine.
If you weren’t at the Reuben Williams show on Saturday, you missed:
-An Emergency Room where even your ridiculously bloody back injury won’t get admitted if you have blood on your paperwork.
-A morning zoo DJ who intros every song by describing the melody.
-A bartender who knows every horrible thing about his customers just by looking at them.
-A grandmother with new boobs who gets hit on by very creepy strangers.
-A bunch of unemployed people from Jersey tailgating in the parking lot of a new Best Buy. Unfortunately they die in a gunfight just as Bruce Springsteen is landing a rocket ship in the lot.
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DVD/DVR #49 - I loved Borat, but this was mostly boring. Watching a high-status character bully unsuspecting strangers and taking advantage of their innate kindness was not very interesting (unlike Borat who was a low-status character who benefited from the innate kindness of strangers in much more fascinating and hilarious ways). Also - flaccid penises are the new fart joke. Yawn.
If you weren’t at the Reuben Williams show on Saturday, you missed:
-A Little Person DJ/Giant Man Bartender birthday party
-Nerd bullies on segways
-The secret smokier smokers lounge hidden inside the regular airport smoker’s lounge.
-Handjob Sex Robot
-A day at the penguin exhibit of the Cincinnati Zoo when the animals have all gone crazy because an employee named The Creeper tried to make them more exciting by giving them Red Bull.
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BOOK #17 - Everybody who has already read this book is right. It’s great. Unless you don’t care about comedy. If you don’t care about comedy, you’d probably be pretty bored.
If you weren’t at the Reuben Williams show on Saturday, you missed:
-Satan using a Ouija Board on a date and having to admit that he’s a virgin (except for all those rapes)
-A store called Podium Station that sells only Podiums - NO LECTURNS
-A boy scout troop having a 36-hour orgy.
-A high school band consisting of only flutes and one African drum.
-A local Mr. Body competition.
Round 1: Ballet
Round 2: Dick Fight
The new Improv Everywhere mission is up: I Love Lunch! The Musical. Once again the song was written by Scott Brown and Anthony King (whose new album dropped this week - the Gutenberg! The Musical! cast recording.) The mission premiered on the Today show yesterday - you can see the Today segment at the bottom of my write up.
This is great!
Sidecar’s new video. Tell your friends!
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Scott Brown & I are hosting this show at UCBT tomorrow night. We’re dragging out some of our old forgotten chestnuts like, “To The Guy I Caught Masturbating” and “Skeletor’s Maid.”
Probably one of the only times we’ll ever perform them live. I even dug my conga drum and slide whistle out of storage.
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Ari Scott took amazing pictures of KILLGORE.
I love how absolutely absurd this image is. So many details that add up to something completely nonsensical (esp. if you didn’t see the show).
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HEY! TALENTED PEOPLE! STOP MOVING TO LA!
Two awesome articles in the Sunday Arts & Leisure section of the NY Times featuring lots of UCBT peeps. There’s even a slideshow of students and teachers!
It’s Not a Bad Time to Be Funny In the City