Anthony King: 2009

2009

December 20
November 15
October 30
September 17
August 32
July 22
June 28
May 20
April 26
March 17
February 22
January 28

2008

December 13
November 23
October 29
September 29
August 18
July 29
June 33
May 21
April 22
March 28
February 36
January 65

2007

December 9
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
Mo Money.  Mo Problems.
Jan 31st
Warch Watch
The worst porn on the internet.
Jan 31st
sarahschneider: I feel that there is a gap in the English language, and that gap is between the...
Jan 31st
SHUT UP! I HATE YOU! is tonight! We’re joined by John...
Jan 31st
DVD/DVR #5 - Nothing says suspense like a fist-fight on an...
Jan 30th
“If Hillary wins the nomination, the [Republican] party will...”
— Jonah Goldberg, commenting on...
Jan 30th
“I had just been asked a question — I don’t...”
— reblogged from Andrew Sullivan
Jan 29th
Warch Watch
Somebody posted my ESPN commercial on YouTube!
Jan 28th
Man: Blue Man Group Attacked Me On Stage
Jan 28th

The Moebius

ChristopherKula: charlie's not responding to my IM, so you'll have to please ask him for me - "how's that harnessing of power coming along?"
KateLikesYou: OMG I should totes reblog that.
ChristopherKula: most definitely
ChristopherKula: again
ChristopherKula: and again
KateLikesYou: for charlie
ChristopherKula: our dear friend charlie
ChristopherKula: our dear POWER HUNGRY friend charlie
KateLikesYou: charlie todd who LOVES to read things again and again. And then re-read those things.
--reblogged from katespencer for Charlie
Jan 28th
“No drama on television can compare to this race!”
— from a promo commercial on 
Jan 26th
“‘Meet the Spartans’ is best described by the...”
— Jeannette Catsoulis - New York...
Jan 26th

Eric Scott Writes The Sequel To...

Doug: What’s wrong, Bud? Bud:  It’s my butt. It’s…. Doug: Too dry and dirty?...
Jan 25th
I wish cocaine also freshened your breath.
Jan 25th
“John McCain is Bob Dole minus the charm, conservatism and...”
— Ann Coulter, the establishment...
Jan 24th

Facebook Angst

I’m a big fan of Facebook (especially Scrabulous - at least until Mattel takes its ball and...
Jan 24th
When McDonald’s introduced ice cream to its franchises...
Jan 24th
Warch Watch
Stephen Colbert honored his writers in a pretty awesome way last night. Hopefully they’ll...
Jan 23rd
This movie is going to be really weird now. Heath...
Jan 22nd
This election is about the issues.
Jan 21st
Warch Watch
Bill Clinton gets a wee bit sleepy at an MLK Day event in Harlem.
Jan 21st
MOVIE #3 - What if 9/11 had been AWESOME!?
Jan 21st
Warch Watch
THERE WILL BE BLOOD. Another great review from Reel Geezers. — reblogged from erockappel ...
Jan 20th
Warch Watch
This is my favorite Sammy Davis Jr. tune.
Jan 19th
I was poking around the Internet today and I found this old test Mike Huckabee used to give to his...
Jan 17th
What's A Man Gotta Do To Have A Woman Brush...
Jan 17th
Believe it or not, this guy is a creepy sexual harrasser...
Jan 17th
PLAY #3 - Spoiler Alert: It’s a television! ...
Jan 16th
"Brush My Hair"
Jan 16th
Warch Watch
UCBCOMEDY.COM is live!  Check it out!
Jan 16th
BOOK #3 - Alan’s book got me inspired to try to turn...
Jan 15th
BOOK #2 - My friend, Alan Corey, wrote this book about how...
Jan 15th
PLAY #2 - This was a cool interactive theatre piece that I...
Jan 15th
DVD/DVR #4 - I’m pretty sure there was nothing at all...
Jan 13th
Someday, we will own these plates. — reblogged from...
Jan 13th
BOOK #1 - Absurdistan, which I loved, is basically a...
Jan 12th
Warch Watch
I’m not anti-semitic, but these Jews suck.
Jan 11th
Warch Watch
Kenny George is a giant. An actual giant (he’s 7’7”). But Tyler Hansbrough,...
Jan 10th
DVD/DVR #3 - John Krasinski’s least funny role?
Jan 10th
“He told me some things about the election, but I’m not...”
— Pat Robertson - He’d...
Jan 10th
MOVIE #2 - PT Anderson loves it when men slap each other.
Jan 10th
Warch Watch
Who solves fake crimes?  Writers solve fake crimes!
Jan 9th
Sometimes imagination can only take you so far.
Jan 9th
Debate Porridge - My friend, Anthony Atamanuik’s...
Jan 8th
Goodbye to All That (from The Atlantic)
Jan 8th
“That reborn thing… I don’t know what’s...”
— Scott Brown
Jan 7th
Warch Watch
This is Hilarious…Old People Honestly talking about the about SuperBad! — from paulscheer
Jan 7th
“I want to make change, but I’ve already made change. I will...”
— Hillary Clinton Isn’t...
Jan 7th
“I’ve been campaigning a lot. And you know I say,...”
— Barack Obama
Jan 7th
THIS IS NOT A REAL BABY! SOMEONE CRAFTED THAT PENIS BY...
Jan 7th
Bill Murray Honors Del Close in Manhattan,...
Jan 7th
Tonight I watched UNC win on a last-second shot in...
Jan 7th
“It was interesting in the debate, Sen. Clinton saying...”
— Barack Obama - He...
Jan 6th
DVD/DVR #2 - I had been dreading watching this comedy...
Jan 6th
I am old. Kate and I are registering for wedding gifts and...
Jan 6th
I watched my first non-2008 release of the year off...
Jan 4th
Warch Watch
Chris Bosh really wants to play in the All-Star game.
Jan 4th
“This feels good. It’s just like I imagined it when I...”
— Barack Obama
Jan 4th
“BAD OMEN FOR GOP Total Voter Turnout (approximate):...”
— DailyKos
Jan 4th

Molarity Tale

Dentist: The bone that holds your teeth looks really strong.
Me: Oh, good.
Dentist: Yep. You should have your teeth your whole life.
Me: I guess I always thought I would.
Dentist: It's not like the old days. It used to be I'd see all kinds of infections and have to put in lots of false teeth. But something changed...
Me: That's good, right?
Dentist: I guess.
Jan 3rd
“We’re back now but sadly, we do not have our writers with...”
— Conan O’Brien
Jan 3rd
Colin, Paris, Pam & Tommy; A Cinematic...
Jan 2nd
New Years Eve, Son! (via BrendanMc)
Jan 2nd
PLAY #1 - After watching The Homecoming back-to-back with...
Jan 2nd
MOVIE #1 - The grimmest movie musical ever made. Kate said...
Jan 1st