Hi, I'm Anthony.
I live in NYC where I'm the Artistic Director of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre.
I sing Coldplay songs to my cat.
I co-wrote an Off-Broadway musical called GUTENBERG! THE MUSICAL!.
I hate chopsticks and cotton balls.
I perform every Saturday night with my improv group, Reuben Williams.
My other website is Anthony King: Lunch Truck .
Huffington Post imagines the candidates in 4 years. They all look like they’ll be carrying pockets full of penny candy.

Huffington Post imagines the candidates in 4 years.

They all look like they’ll be carrying pockets full of penny candy.


tuculescu: via www.caglecartoons.com  Is Hillary wearing a onesie? 

tuculescu:

via www.caglecartoons.com 

Is Hillary wearing a onesie? 


DVD/DVR #19 - What a boring piece of baby poop.
DVD/DVR #19 - What a boring piece of baby poop.

I’m obsessed with the ubiquitous anonymity of The Verizon Guy.  He’s gotta be one of the most famous people in America - and nobody knows his name.  Is there anyone else like that? Also - his name is Paul Marcarelli.  Thanks Wikipedia!

I’m obsessed with the ubiquitous anonymity of The Verizon Guy.  He’s gotta be one of the most famous people in America - and nobody knows his name.  Is there anyone else like that?

Also - his name is Paul Marcarelli.  Thanks Wikipedia!


Sometimes I get the impulse to Google Image Search random phrases. Tonight that phrase was “peach fuzz,” and buried in the pics of nude teens, faint moustaches, and actual peaches was this scary, sad snapshot. Thanks a lot, Google. You ruined my entire night.

Sometimes I get the impulse to Google Image Search random phrases. Tonight that phrase was “peach fuzz,” and buried in the pics of nude teens, faint moustaches, and actual peaches was this scary, sad snapshot.

Thanks a lot, Google. You ruined my entire night.


DVD/DVR #18 - I think I’m allergic to characters based on silly faces and mugging.  The writing in this movie is really funny, but it has to fight so hard against Sedaris’ twitchy, annoying face.  That’s why I never watched the TV show…and why I probably never will.
DVD/DVR #18 - I think I’m allergic to characters based on silly faces and mugging.  The writing in this movie is really funny, but it has to fight so hard against Sedaris’ twitchy, annoying face.  That’s why I never watched the TV show…and why I probably never will.

My friend and writing partner, Scott Brown, makes his commercial debut (with UCBT’s Brandon Gardner).

I’m going to show this at his funeral.

DVD/DVR #17 - I always get this movie mixed up with Porky’s because they are both foods and I had never seen either of them before. I gotta say - for a movie about horny kids at a summer camp, it’s got the weirdest, most mellow soundtrack imaginable, including the titular song by Mr. Rick Dees.
DVD/DVR #17 - I always get this movie mixed up with Porky’s because they are both foods and I had never seen either of them before. I gotta say - for a movie about horny kids at a summer camp, it’s got the weirdest, most mellow soundtrack imaginable, including the titular song by Mr. Rick Dees.

BOOK #8 - I became a Steinbeck fan in college, but never read this book until now.  It may be my favorite.  It’s also the first book I’ve read since moving to Brooklyn, which is also my favorite. 
BOOK #8 - I became a Steinbeck fan in college, but never read this book until now.  It may be my favorite.  It’s also the first book I’ve read since moving to Brooklyn, which is also my favorite. 

This video is about Jim Woods - a giant midget. I used to do ComedySportz with Jim Woods in NC. He’s one of the funniest people I’ve ever known.  And he would sometimes sing Air Supply songs to me through the bathroom door while I took a shit.

That’s more an endorsement of him as a person and comedian than a review of this particular video, though I like this video a lot.

DVD/DVR #16 - This movie is basically Crank with better actors.  And carrots.
DVD/DVR #16 - This movie is basically Crank with better actors.  And carrots.

zachlinder: ONN: Plight of Missing Hikers Will Make Great Movie Breaking: Anthony King changes name, gets lost while hiking, move to Park Slope now in doubt. Also, he’s got some sweet shades. katespencer: Hot hiker. Thank you to everyone for your prayers. I may never be found.

zachlinder:

ONN: Plight of Missing Hikers Will Make Great Movie

Breaking: Anthony King changes name, gets lost while hiking, move to Park Slope now in doubt. Also, he’s got some sweet shades.

katespencer:

Hot hiker.

Thank you to everyone for your prayers. I may never be found.


Here’s the full video.
DVD/DVR #15 - This may be the most amazing documentary I have ever seen.  It’s ridiculous and sad and fascinating and about Donkey Kong.  Watching Billy Mitchell lurk behind Steve Weibe in the final scenes of the movie is…unreal.  It was almost more riveting than the reveal at the end of Radio Bikini (the other most amazing documentary I’ve ever seen).

DVD/DVR #15 - This may be the most amazing documentary I have ever seen.  It’s ridiculous and sad and fascinating and about Donkey Kong. 

Watching Billy Mitchell lurk behind Steve Weibe in the final scenes of the movie is…unreal.  It was almost more riveting than the reveal at the end of Radio Bikini (the other most amazing documentary I’ve ever seen).


(via katespencer)  Kate and I are packing up our apartment for our impending move to Park Slope.  I found this wig and beard, which Kate wanted me to toss. I think I look like Sayid. 

(via katespencer)  Kate and I are packing up our apartment for our impending move to Park Slope.  I found this wig and beard, which Kate wanted me to toss.

I think I look like Sayid.