THEATRE #9 - This show has no ideas in it. Not even bad ones. I’m pretty sure if you assembled the talented cast and just told them to make up a show - no set, no costumes, no script, no director - it would be better than this mess.
28 June 2009
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Hi, I'm Anthony. I live in NYC where I'm the Artistic Director of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. I sing Coldplay songs to my cat. I co-wrote an Off-Broadway musical called GUTENBERG! THE MUSICAL!. I hate chopsticks and cotton balls. I perform every Saturday night with my improv group, Reuben Williams. My other website is Anthony King: Lunch Truck .
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