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ONN: Plight of Missing Hikers Will Make Great Movie
Breaking: Anthony King changes name, gets lost while hiking, move to Park Slope now in doubt. Also, he’s got some sweet shades.
Hot hiker.
Thank you to everyone for your prayers. I may never be found.