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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Hi, I’m Anthony. 
I live in NYC where I’m the Artistic Director of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. 
I sing Coldplay songs to my cat.  
I co-wrote an Off-Broadway musical called GUTENBERG! THE MUSICAL!. 
I hate chopsticks and cotton balls.  
I perform every Saturday night with my improv group, Reuben Williams.  
My other website is Anthony King: Lunch Truck .</description><title>Anthony King: 2009</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @anthonyking)</generator><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>charlietodd:

The new Improv Everywhere mission is up: I Love...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xRKfZ0mGLaY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xRKfZ0mGLaY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mrcharlietodd.com/post/234550554/the-new-improv-everywhere-mission-is-up-i-love" target="_blank"&gt;charlietodd&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The new Improv Everywhere mission is up: &lt;a title="I Love Lunch The Musical" href="http://improveverywhere.com/2009/11/05/i-love-lunch-the-musical/" target="_blank"&gt;I Love Lunch! The Musical&lt;/a&gt;.  Once again the song was written by Scott Brown and Anthony King (whose new album dropped this week - the &lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Gutenberg-Musical-Original-Cast-Recording/dp/B002NXSTTG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=improevery-20&amp;linkCode=music&amp;qid=1255412071&amp;sr=8-1" target="_blank"&gt;Gutenberg! The Musical! cast recording&lt;/a&gt;.)  The mission premiered on the Today show yesterday - you can see the Today segment at the bottom of &lt;a href="http://improveverywhere.com/2009/11/05/i-love-lunch-the-musical/" target="_blank"&gt;my write up&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/234551719</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/234551719</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:26:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is great!
mattfisher:

sidecarcomedy:

Sidecar’s new video....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksm81nvuio1qa89e7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is great!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattfisher.tumblr.com/post/233483453/sidecarcomedy-sidecars-new-video-tell-your" target="_blank"&gt;mattfisher&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sidecarcomedy.tumblr.com/post/233480307/sidecars-new-video" target="_blank"&gt;sidecarcomedy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Sidecar’s new video. Tell your friends!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/milk_men_trailer/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/milk_men_trailer/" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/milk_men_trailer/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/233944126</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/233944126</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:42:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Scott Brown &amp; I are hosting this show at UCBT tomorrow...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksk0zm3J9H1qz7d0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Scott Brown &amp; I are hosting &lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2170" target="_blank"&gt;this show&lt;/a&gt; at UCBT tomorrow night.  We’re dragging out some of our old forgotten chestnuts like, “To The Guy I Caught Masturbating” and “Skeletor’s Maid.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Probably one of the only times we’ll ever perform them live.  I even dug my conga drum and slide whistle out of storage.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2170" target="_blank"&gt;Make Reservations Now!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/232222684</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/232222684</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:26:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Ari Scott took amazing pictures of KILLGORE.
I love how...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksk0bscUwd1qz7d0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ari Scott took &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ariscott/sets/72157622723111416/" target="_blank"&gt;amazing pictures&lt;/a&gt; of KILLGORE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love how absolutely absurd this image is.  So many details that add up to something completely nonsensical (esp. if you didn’t see the show).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/232210672</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/232210672</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:11:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Bud Davenport &amp; Doug Simon have written a musical.  And...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjccuf3Bt1qz7d0ko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bud Davenport &amp; Doug Simon have written a musical.  And today it is available as a cast recording for the first time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BUY IT NOW!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?i=335352767&amp;id=335352529&amp;s=143441&amp;uo=4" target="_blank"&gt;iTunes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Gutenberg-Musical-Original-Cast-Recording/dp/B002NXSTTG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=music&amp;qid=1257255057&amp;sr=8-1" target="_blank"&gt;Amazon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/231836684</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/231836684</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:34:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>NY Times: It’s Not a Bad Time to Be Funny in the City </title><description>&lt;p&gt;HEY!  TALENTED PEOPLE!  STOP MOVING TO LA!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Two awesome articles in the Sunday Arts &amp; Leisure section of the NY Times featuring lots of UCBT peeps.  There’s even a slideshow of students and teachers!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/01/arts/television/01koni.html?ref=arts" target="_blank"&gt;It’s Not a Bad Time to Be Funny In the City&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/01/arts/television/01itzk.html?ref=television" target="_blank"&gt;Clown College, the Manhattan Campus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2009/10/29/arts/20091101-itzkoff-ss_index.html" target="_blank"&gt;Comics in Training (slideshow)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/228988626</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/228988626</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:53:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>KILLGORE is here.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscei1uZ6Q1qz7d0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/863" target="_blank"&gt;KILLGORE&lt;/a&gt; is here.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/228174388</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/228174388</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:37:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Brian Waddell will be avenged!
erockappel:

Competing Werewolf...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_718541335a"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=718541335a" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=718541335a" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_718541335a" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Brian Waddell will be avenged!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://erockappel.com/post/227079171/competing-werewolf-clothing-stores-this-is-the" target="_blank"&gt;erockappel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Competing Werewolf Clothing Stores!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the first official Eric Appel/Chris Kula FOD video.  Please take a look and &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Clothing_for_Werewolves" target="_blank"&gt;digg it if you like it&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/227082980</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/227082980</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:21:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>THEATRE #20 - Before I saw the show last night I thought,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksa6vzpZcB1qz7d0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;THEATRE #20 - Before I saw the show last night I thought, “Why would they revive this on Broadway now?” There’s nothing in this production that answers that question.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There’s also nothing in this production that answers the question, “Why does my ticket cost so much money?”  A cheap, ugly physical production with lifeless direction, repetitive choreography and noble performers making the best of it.  Everyone in the theater - on stage and off - seemed like they’d rather be somewhere else.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/226982076</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/226982076</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:57:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>DVD/DVR #48 - They didn’t even try.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksa6lil4je1qz7d0ko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;DVD/DVR #48 - They didn’t even try.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/226977776</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/226977776</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:51:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>KILLGORE isn’t just bloody.  It’s also weird.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksa6g0wuKH1qz7d0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/863" target="_blank"&gt;KILLGORE&lt;/a&gt; isn’t just bloody.  It’s also weird.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/226975518</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/226975518</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:48:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Giggle for KILLGORE…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8axgcaHa1qz7d0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Giggle for &lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/863" target="_blank"&gt;KILLGORE&lt;/a&gt;…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/225936601</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/225936601</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:29:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I was reminded today of this blog post I wrote back in March...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks6xy9cBRw1qz7d0ko1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I was reminded today of &lt;a href="http://www.theanthonyking.com/archives/000082.php" target="_blank"&gt;this blog post&lt;/a&gt; I wrote back in March 2006.  It included some TMNT erotic fan fiction that I claimed to have written in 7th grade, but that I actually wrote in March 2006.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Warning: NSFW (if you read out loud)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;from &lt;b&gt;Turtles In The Sun&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It had already been a long, hot day at the beach and Donatello was tired of throwing the frisbee with Raphael. “I don’t want to do this anymore,” he said, “Let’s wrestle!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“You always want to wrestle,” said Raphael, “And I like it!” The two muscular turtles laughed as they engaged each other, their undershells touching ever so slightly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“You’re gonna get it this time!” Donatello said, wrapping his arm around Raphael’s waist. Raphael felt a twinge down below and allowed himself be pinned. “What do I win?” said Donatello. “I think you know,” said Raphael.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They kissed, allowing their turtle tongues to intertwine passionately.  Little did they know they were being watched.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“This is hot!” said Beebop. “Damn hot!” said Rocksteady. They both already had their animal dongs in their rough hands, pleasuring themselves at the sight of the two mating turtles. “Wait’ll we tell Shredder about this!” said Beebop, “But first…”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Beebop lowered his head and took Rocksteady’s rock hard member into his snout. “Damn!,” snarled Rocksteady, “You really are a wild hog!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They were being watched as well…by April O’Neil, sexy redheaded reporter for Channel 6 news. She had her camera on, filming the whole hot and sexy scene. “Looks like I may win a Pulitzer,” she giggled to herself. “What?” said Splinter, looking up from between her wide-spread legs. “Nothing!” she yelped. “You just keep eating, you dirty, dirty rat!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/225173588</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/225173588</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:51:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Blood for KILLGORE…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks6hvbu3HA1qz7d0ko1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Blood for &lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/863" target="_blank"&gt;KILLGORE&lt;/a&gt;…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/224928072</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/224928072</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:04:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>DVD/DVR #47 - I watched this in 10-minute chunks over four or...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks6g9iciFC1qz7d0ko1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;DVD/DVR #47 - I watched this in 10-minute chunks over four or five weeks.  I’m not sure I understand anything that happened.  But a hilariously big computer tried to kill Shia LaBeouf.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/224903207</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/224903207</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:29:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>GUTENBERG! Performance at Barnes &amp; Noble</title><description>&lt;a href="http://store-locator.barnesandnoble.com/event/63245"&gt;GUTENBERG! Performance at Barnes &amp; Noble&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Thursday, November 5 @ 5:30pm&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://music.barnesandnoble.com/Gutenberg-The-Musical/e/803607098322/?itm=1&amp;USRI=gutenberg+the+musical" target="_blank"&gt;Pre-order the Cast Recording now!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/223943415</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/223943415</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:38:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>KILLGORE is coming…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks4p1wgA9x1qz7d0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/863" target="_blank"&gt;KILLGORE&lt;/a&gt; is coming…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/223905151</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/223905151</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:44:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>REUBEN WILLIAMS: WHAT YOU MISSED (10/24/09)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;If you weren’t at the &lt;a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/1976" target="_blank"&gt;Reuben Williams show&lt;/a&gt; on Saturday, you missed:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-A school boy’s love affair with a penguin&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-A tour of Hitler’s home that was led by a man who knew nothing about Hitler beyond his taste in architecture&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Michael Jackson’s autopsy (he had a metal box in his head)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-A guy who thinks sex means “putting your ballsack in there.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-A monoscene about the Administrative Library Office for a PA based library with lots of extraneous employees.  When a new guy from Erie shows up to optimize the incredibly wasteful and ineffective company, the oldest employee dies from the stress and the rest of the employees are fired (only to discover that the new guy was an imposter).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/223822809</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/223822809</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:49:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Scott Brown is really just on this earth to amuse me.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks3fcwKaXF1qz7d0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Scott Brown is really just on this earth to amuse me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/223200686</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/223200686</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:17:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>MOVIE #18 - I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks3fbnu5Gs1qz7d0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;MOVIE #18 - I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie with so few characters in so many different locations.  I guess that’s what happens when most of the humans on the planet are zombies.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/223200062</link><guid>http://anthonyking.tumblr.com/post/223200062</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:16:35 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
